Sunday, March 9, 2008

who's house is it anyways??


Its 11:20pm and i am driving down from German town, which is 1hr 30min from my house. all i could think of was "MY BED" I nearly cried when i looked at my gps and saw i have an hr to go. really i didn't know i was going to make it. Had a long ass day, this drive wasn't one i was ready for. While at my friends send forth get together, i had a blank, unsure look on my face. Why? all i could think about was the drive back. lol 
So i finally got to my street and you need to see the relive on my face. Already had my seat beat off and brought my purse to the front  so all i need to do is open and exit. 
emmm.. like they say, you never know what God has planned. 
So i drive into my parking space and all of a sudden : bang bang bang bang was i could hear on my window. 
A t-shiirt and shorts wearing  (drunk i believe) guy in the d** cold  was banging on my window, asking me to wind it down. With out thinking, i was actually going to until he reached for my door and tried to open. (thank God for auto lock emm) i said what from my closed window and door and all he said "Open the F****** door. Oh hell no he just didnt. i was soo not ready for this. all i culd think of was REVERSE. Gosh i really wanna sleep. 
i put it on reverse and drove down to the next street. kept looking thru the back mirror,  he was running after the car. ok now you all know this whole thing wke my ass up. 
did a lil drive around the next street and tried to drive back to my house with my lights off. emmm too my surprise, this drunk ass guy thinks he is soo slick. so he hides by the side of a car and as i drove closer, he comes to the middle of the road and walking towards the car again. 
"PLS Stop i really need to get some sleep " lol all in my head  
I drove past and he kicked his shoes at the car. Went out of the street and packed. I saw another car coming ad was soo happy. So he did the same to the next car and i was like oh great this wud distract him and i wud run into my house...
yeah riht, i am home alone, the doors here are not like our burglary proof lol ones in Naija if his drunk ass come breaking down the door what am i gonna do b4 the cops or someone gets here??
2secs away from my parking spot again and another 50secs  from my BED!! do i really wanna do this? next thing he leaves the side of the other car and coming running towards my car again. I totally give up, reverse and drove to my girls house. As i made a right to the highway, i was so sleepy and sad, angry that i have to drive another 25min b4 i can lay my heads down.  So much for wanting to sleep on my own BED!!!. 

20 comments:

dScR?Be said...

eyah.. sowi about that experience...
kai.. its good 2 have u back on blogville!!!

I milzed u mehn

Anu boy said...

omo.. thank God you are okay...

so sleeping in your friends bed, was it bad?

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

sorry totally felt ur pain. bloody drunk.

Skinny Hipster... said...

LMAO!!!!!!! you know at first when you were telling me, iThought it was a JOKE!!! So random YET scary. Glad you are ok sha..NOT me but "moi perspective--->BS" would have been the one explaining to your mom what happened to her daughter in America!!!!!! lol

La Reine said...

Ooh child, glad you were alright.

..Sory you didn't get to enter your house though...bloy drunk probably would've come back.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Oh my! Thank God you are fine. Na wa oh!


NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

NaijaScorpio said...

Why didn't u call the police instead of thinking of risking ur life? I understand u were tired. Thank God nothing happened, but that guy was up to no good. If u had managed to get into ur house, i doubt u would have gotten any sleep one way or the other.

Anu boy said...

madam where you de jare

Anonymous said...

eeya...sorry love...at least u slept..lol

dScR?Be said...

let me see wat ur excuse is now dt ur on spring break... hiss

Aspiring nigerian woman said...

that is not funny at all. i would ahve freaked out.

Today's ranting said...

Eiya, that guy is really crazy sha ,he wantsed to deprive of sweet sleep.Hope you had a splendid rest thereafter.

La Reine said...

:(
No update?

dScR?Be said...

i have almost given up on u and dis blog!

hisssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Naija Sutra said...

glad you are okay

Skinny Hipster... said...

UPDATE NEGRO!!!!!!!!!!

Sherri said...

pele!
where are u?
still hiding from the drunk? lol

La Reine said...

Where are you?

Nice Anon said...

hope you're ok oo

doug said...

tag, you're it